THE NEW DORK – Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | grasshopper.com
http://grasshopper.com – This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all “new dorks”). It’s a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ “Empire State of Mind,” from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!). We made it because there’s a new type of dork that is cooler than ever. Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie – they’re all super popular new dorks! Don’t forget to rate, comment and subscribe!
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-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell.com
Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia & David Fine
Directed by David Fine
Camera by Peter Furia
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp & Jacqueline Becker – http://youtube.com/jacquelinemusic
Starring Paavo Steinkamp & Alison Mei Lan
Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite
Special guest – TGIF Crew – http://youtube.com/tgifcali
LYRICS:
Now Im in the blogosphere, Now I’m in the twitterverse
Fans get so immersed, But I’m a nerd forever
I’m the new Zuckerberg, And since my website
I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes
Used to be the basement, Back at my mom’s place
Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space
Make way for the, One man businesses
Bail outs finished with, White collar criminals
New sega genesis, Entrepreneur time
Makin big plans, To dominate the online
Yeah, I’m on YouTube, this is one man
Sharin’ google revenue, With songs on my webcam
Science is the new art, Databases day to day
Geeks spreadin’ sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data pay
I could be in Valleywag plus Geekologie
Tell from my avatar, That I’m most definitely
The New Dork,
Social networks – what dreams are made of, There’s nothing you can’t do
Now you’re the New Dork
This V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now cool
Let’s hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks
Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepage
Hell, I’m on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone craze
And Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New York
Bar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New Dorks
Now I’m pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkans
Micro-lend to Africans, Monetize Kazakastan
Catch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.
You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.
Now I’m up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster’s lurkin’
Used to be a reject, But now I’m steady jerkin’
Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein me
Popular kids copy me, The new swag is irony
Comin’ from the small time, Girls couldn’t find me
Now I scale models, Like I climb on top of Heidi
Start big trends, with tweets that I pass on
You should follow me, cuz I’m friends with Ashton
CHORUS
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Awesome so …
Awesome so HILARIOUS
I LIKE VERY MUCH
5*****
love the video of …
too funny 
love the video of San Fran – and lol parody of Silicon Valley and VCs
You guys do realize …
You guys do realize that the girl in the vid is not actually the vocal, right? Just read “more info”
this is quite good
this is quite good
Fantastic!
Fantastic!
haha, nice… the …
haha, nice… the only dork you forgot is the awesome youtube[dot]come[slash]JulianSmith87 or @JulianSmithtv
jerkin!
jerkin!
this song was on …
this song was on the news(toronto)
@bladened Way …
@bladened Way hotter imo
SO GOOD ;D
SO GOOD ;D
NEW DORK RULES !!
NEW DORK RULES !!
Cool style! Where …
Cool style! Where did you buy those glasses???
she is really hot …
she is really hot even with them glasses on
I think she’s …
I think she’s hotter than Alicia.
Great job! I LOVE …
Great job! I LOVE the hair!
lol that is jokes
lol that is jokes
Awesome
Great vid
Awesome
Great vid
Great! Waiting for …
Great! Waiting for more new stuff
u rock! i really …
u rock! i really liked the girl’s voice….
good song, put it …
good song, put it on itunes. u can make money… hopefully enough to buy a razor 2 shave ur ape face
lovin dude’s style …
lovin dude’s style in the video.
yeah that’s a …
yeah that’s a nerd’s work !
Trolling the trolls …
Trolling the trolls : Hey fook you ! you post a video that has some talent. Ha your blank page says it all bro.
Tube tops look …
Tube tops look weird. Period.
Yes, she is – how’d …
Yes, she is – how’d she end up like a doofus like him?